Climbing the stairway to hell!

The weekened started with me forcing myself to climb the stairs leading to my office at the 7th floor! Can u beat it?? 7th floor! The elevators were under repairs. For the very first time I was going to take this journey. And I din't even like the thought of it! For a moment, I felt like messaging ma boss and telling him' "Listen boss! I cant climb the godforsaken stairs!! The lift is not working. Its saturday. U anyways must be nicely cuddled up in the blanket! So continue being there! See u on monday!!"
But like a good employee, I started climbing the stairs. Never knew there are so many awesome food joints, almost at all the floors! So wat did Neha do?
Neha went to all the restaurents(spelling mistakes, if any, to be ignored!), which were closed(obviously! it was 8 45 in the morning) which looked damn neat, all of em, even checked out the price of the various dishes at the various joints, thought for not more than 5 seconds and came to a conclusion!
NICE PLACES. GOOD AMBIENCE! NICE VARIETY OF DISHES!U CAN ALWAYS, ANYTIME COME TO THESE PLACES FOR TAKING TREATS. NOT GIVING 'EM!!!
Anyways, coming back to the stairs..
I HATE CLIMBING STAIRS!
I HATE WHEN THE ELEVATORS / ESCALATORS ARE NOT WORKING
I HATE THE MAINTENANCE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO DO THE REPAIRING WORK WHEN WE NEED THE ELEVATORS THE MOST...WHY CANT THEY DO IT AT SOME HOUR WHEN PEOPLE ARE NOT IN A HURRY TO REACH OFFICE AND LOG IN!
I HATE CLIMBING STAIRS
I KNOW I AM A LAZY BUM..
I KNOW I AM PUTTING ON WEIGHT
BUT..
I HATE CLIMBING STAIRS!

The Day the Ass Kisser came!

There is this stupis classmate of mine who, through campus placement, works in the same company. She was working in the factory till today. Not even a day since she has come to the corporate office and started acting like a whore! (not literally though!)
She got sweets for the boss and the others in the office!!! How crazy!! What is she trying to proove by doing all this???? But this is not what fumed me up!! She was given a project to do, about which she was not serious, as usual, know her right from the MBA days, and sir asked me to assist her in this. Today when we went to the boss to show him what we have done, she was behaving as if she has done all of it!! Slut!!! I did 90% of the work. If I would have left everything on her, it would have taken her an entire month for this work! And yes, there were some erros to be rectified, which is obvious if a person does the whole thing single handedly, she gave me the 'I TOLD U!' look!! How insane!!!!!!
I was so mad. I told her after we came from the boss's cabin, that listen D, its ur project, I was just assisting u, and it seems u do not like my intrusion in the project, so carry on with the work.
That's not the end of it!
Our office has 2 floors! So I went to the floor below mine to one of the bosses and asked whether she too wanna come. She tagged along. I did ma work, which lasted for 5 minutes and went back to ma floor. And that bitch stayed there, being friendly with the boss and all!!!!!
I mean I have been in the office since the day we joined. She came today itself and started behaving this way!
I felt like giving her one tight slap!
But..............
How can anyone be so bloody unnprofessional!!! When will she grow up!

tHE dA vINCI cODE

Finally, last evening, we were able to watch the movie! *phew* Mum, Bro myself and Achint went for the movie.
Well all the while I was sitting in the theatre, all I was doing was comparing the movie with the book...and yes the judgement was passed by me....THE MOVIE MAKERS COULD NOT GIVE JUSTICE TO THE BOOK!!
But then it always happens....a book is always more detailed and engrossing and real than a movie! The movie was good..not great!! I expected too much out of it...which were useless expectations coz too many details could not, in any case be included.
Coming to the actors....
I dint really apprecitate Tom Hanks (who is one of ma fav actors) in the role of Langdon...I was expecting some body with a velvetty face, a lil harder look, darker, more hair on his head than what Tom is left with!anyways.......
Audrey Tautou was really really good....dunno whether it is her first movie or not, but whatever, I think she was better than Tom..And yes...I LOVED her haircut!! Me going for it now!
And Ian McKellen....I was expecting someone fat!! With a big tummy!! Dunno why!!! But that was what I had in mind when I was reading the book!
Silas, was toooo gooood!!
Overall, the movie is fine.
Not great!!
Quite entertaining though!

Achint is going onsite!!
:-(
Why does he have to go?
It is so difficult when u become dependant on someone and that person goes away!!
At present he is supposed to get some stupid SAP training at Canada for a month but it might extend too!
I hate being without him!
:-(
None of ma friends too are in the city.
:-(
The next month is going to be one miserable one.
:-(
:-(

All the mad mad Hush around you

For the past one week, whenever I went to ma boss's cabin, during lunch time and after, I always found him watching various episodes of WWF( WWE now). "He is crazy" I will think. "Old fucker! Wonder what excites a man of his age watching these maniacs pretending to fight!" Now me thinks "he watches the episodes to have a look at those big bosomed sluts! What else?"
I went back to ma laptop thinking about the same!! Ok, I have to confess. When I was a kid, I used to swear by WWF! Every evening was dedicated entirely(ok not entirely!!) for various episodes...at that time I knew the time, the episode names, the fights, the superstars and the divas as well! (though there were not many these so called divas as present). At that time we even had the trump cards ( the WWF cards), and whenever got the chance, me, ma cousin Ajit and ma bro, Arpit used to play!!
Some of the few stars I loved entirely were:

Triple H along with McMohan

The Edge

I loved Edge, not for his fights or his bod but coz of his entry theme which I listen to this day! I don rem the name of the song but its an awesome track. Many may find it noisy or some may find it cheezy, but I love it!

Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan was remembered for his strange attire, strange shades and his comic acts. As far as I remember, he used to loose most of his games but it was a pleasure having him in the ring!

The Rock

Aah The Rock! Ma fav! I always wanted him to win, though he used to loose a lot to Triple H. People I might be wrong but thats what i remember. Then he had this style vyle thing attached with him. Reaalllyyy idolized him. But now I hate watching his movies too! He is a really really sad actor!

Triple H

Then we had Triple H.. I was never sure whether i wanted him to win or to loose. Ya, if he used to fight Rock, then loved him being knocked down! And then he had his father in law, who was the owner or something like that of WWF. And his wife(don remeber her name, who though was a pure bitch, was pretty to look at)

Undertaker

The Undertaker was always a mystery to me. People said that he died 3 times. That means he has come from the fires of purgatory(there is nowhere else he could have gone otherwise) and still is on this planet! Great!

Now when I accidently cross theTen Sports Channel and see these horrible creatures pretending to fight, I can't but quickly move on to the next channel! How insane, I will think. Every thing is such a hoax! Every game is fixed!! And these so called divas!! How can they be categorised as divas???? They are so muscular, they are so loud! Yaaickkss!!!!

I hate hate hate watching WWF now. Thank God, I am over with it!

Sighs of relief!!

Yes! After some 3 weeks I finally saw 2 movies..

Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind - When I started the movie, I had no clues as to what is happening, I was just bombarding Achint with tones of questions, who is she , who is he, where have they come from , but they were showing this and now they are showing this, what the fuck!! and bla bla bla........ its only after giving a piece of patience(or rather impatience) to the movie that I finally got the concept!! OK! Now whether I liked the movie or not??? hmmm..... *thinking* liked it, not loved it... there are so many questions still I wanna know!! anyways...

The Usual Suspects - Again like the previous movie, I was bugging Achint with tones of questions!! But unlike the previous movie, I loved the movie. The end was mind blowing! And yes, I actually went back to the beginning of the movie to see whether I had missed some clues!!