All the mad mad Hush around you

For the past one week, whenever I went to ma boss's cabin, during lunch time and after, I always found him watching various episodes of WWF( WWE now). "He is crazy" I will think. "Old fucker! Wonder what excites a man of his age watching these maniacs pretending to fight!" Now me thinks "he watches the episodes to have a look at those big bosomed sluts! What else?"
I went back to ma laptop thinking about the same!! Ok, I have to confess. When I was a kid, I used to swear by WWF! Every evening was dedicated entirely(ok not entirely!!) for various episodes...at that time I knew the time, the episode names, the fights, the superstars and the divas as well! (though there were not many these so called divas as present). At that time we even had the trump cards ( the WWF cards), and whenever got the chance, me, ma cousin Ajit and ma bro, Arpit used to play!!
Some of the few stars I loved entirely were:

Triple H along with McMohan

The Edge

I loved Edge, not for his fights or his bod but coz of his entry theme which I listen to this day! I don rem the name of the song but its an awesome track. Many may find it noisy or some may find it cheezy, but I love it!

Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan was remembered for his strange attire, strange shades and his comic acts. As far as I remember, he used to loose most of his games but it was a pleasure having him in the ring!

The Rock

Aah The Rock! Ma fav! I always wanted him to win, though he used to loose a lot to Triple H. People I might be wrong but thats what i remember. Then he had this style vyle thing attached with him. Reaalllyyy idolized him. But now I hate watching his movies too! He is a really really sad actor!

Triple H

Then we had Triple H.. I was never sure whether i wanted him to win or to loose. Ya, if he used to fight Rock, then loved him being knocked down! And then he had his father in law, who was the owner or something like that of WWF. And his wife(don remeber her name, who though was a pure bitch, was pretty to look at)

Undertaker

The Undertaker was always a mystery to me. People said that he died 3 times. That means he has come from the fires of purgatory(there is nowhere else he could have gone otherwise) and still is on this planet! Great!

Now when I accidently cross theTen Sports Channel and see these horrible creatures pretending to fight, I can't but quickly move on to the next channel! How insane, I will think. Every thing is such a hoax! Every game is fixed!! And these so called divas!! How can they be categorised as divas???? They are so muscular, they are so loud! Yaaickkss!!!!

I hate hate hate watching WWF now. Thank God, I am over with it!