"I'm Not A Geek But Some Of My Best Friends Are"

Let me start by reminding you that I'm hot. Got that? Absolutely smokin'.

We may proceed.

Never knew exams can be so much of fun!! 1 month of pure unadulterated (adulterated too at times..nothing is pure these days! *phew* what has become of this world) , fun!! Thats why lack of posts!

Grad day on sunday! Bro flying down for it! Wow!! Oopsss!!! I dont want him to see me in that "after clubbing state"

Vaibhav this is for u. since u so wanted me to take the tag!

10 Rain Memories.

(these are at random...with no priorities in mind...anyways here in Bangalore, its raining almost everyday! hey look, its raining now too!)

1. 15th July, 2006...the only time i just let maself free in the rains...not that i don like rains..i love em...but somehow i don like getting wet on the road!!
2. Me, Megha(cousin) and Sanjeev(cousin) just having a nice time in the rain..well this was some 15 16 years back!
3. 10th standard! When rainy day was declared and I was not able to go to school, when I so wanted to, coz I had a crush at one of ma seniors and I so desperately wanted to see him. he he he..(I know there are tones of so in the sentence)
4. Last year, the Bangalore floods...when NJ dropped me and Sherlyn home.
5. Rain time....Dadu ke banaye hue pakore.
6. The only time I wore white, not knowing it will rain in the eve, and getting all drenched....so embarrasing!
7. The fight with Achint, who dropped me home and made me come to his home to apologize!!! That too in the rain! Such a meano!!!!
8. Praying to the rain Gods to save me from the torture of accounts tutions...this was when i was in 11th and 12th grade.
9. Oh fuck!! This is the saddest of all...coming home with a looser, my ex beau, and kissing him!
10. The long long drive with tones of friends..which ended with a couple each,supposedly in love , cuddled up in a car each...and me with ma girl friend, looking at all the cars with "what nonsense" look...

people if i go on like this, the tag will never end...so just read em and be contend.

The mean little Neha

Last night...

Me : Mirror, mirror on the wa….

Mirror : O stop it! U do that every now and then…has anything different happened now??

Me : But darling, I have put down some weight…

Mirror : Ah!! Now come on ok?? Look at yourself and stop lying!! If you don’t believe me, ask the teeshirt..

Tee : Well, ummm…mirror is right!

Me : What?? Tee, you are supposed to cover for me!

Tee : What to do babe?? U know that I love you, but you were just stretching me too far!

Wheat : Eat me.

Mirror: And look at that flab…agghhhh…it makes you look ugly at the waist…

Me : But I am on a diet..

Mirror: Don’t lie, you had one whole bowl of icecream last night and that too with extra chocolate sauce on it!

Wheat: Is that true?

Me: No darling, it was just one night thingie babe…. just one night out of the whole week, you know how much I love ya,!!

Wheat: Ya that’s why you went to that ice cream…I know it is tempting, sultry, seducing enough, but how can you do this to me?? And to yourself too?? Don’t you have any conscience?

Tee: That’s true, the other night, I myself saw him with the Icecream in his hand.

Me: U keep your mouth shut!

Wheat: *crying*

Tee: Now look..

Me: U definitely going to the ashram to be donated now. Just u wait and watch…

Tee: But I thought that I was your favorite..

Me: Was… But I have been laying my eyes lately on the red cherry tee these days..

Mirror: Then why make such a fuss about dieting and all??

Me: Hey, till I eat roti, I don’t feel full…

Wheat: Eat me.

Cheese: And what about me? U used to love me as well..

Tee: And look at your thighs…

Me: Well..nothing can be done about them…and yes, my hips…they are perfect now!

Denims: I agree with you Neha…and I see you indulging in some self control activities

Tee: But what about the weekend?? The whole weekend she has been hogging, at Transit, Kabab Corner, Coffee day, Amoebas, Pizza Corner, more of Coffee Day……*phew*

Me: Somebody stop it man!

Wheat: Eat me!

Cheese: Eat me!

Me: I am off to McDonald’s.

pssst: I am just coming from Barista..