The mean little Neha
Me : Mirror, mirror on the wa….
Mirror : O stop it! U do that every now and then…has anything different happened now??
Me : But darling, I have put down some weight…
Mirror : Ah!! Now come on ok?? Look at yourself and stop lying!! If you don’t believe me, ask the teeshirt..
Tee : Well, ummm…mirror is right!
Me : What?? Tee, you are supposed to cover for me!
Tee : What to do babe?? U know that I love you, but you were just stretching me too far!
Wheat : Eat me.
Mirror: And look at that flab…agghhhh…it makes you look ugly at the waist…
Me : But I am on a diet..
Mirror: Don’t lie, you had one whole bowl of icecream last night and that too with extra chocolate sauce on it!
Wheat: Is that true?
Me: No darling, it was just one night thingie babe…. just one night out of the whole week, you know how much I love ya,!!
Wheat: Ya that’s why you went to that ice cream…I know it is tempting, sultry, seducing enough, but how can you do this to me?? And to yourself too?? Don’t you have any conscience?
Tee: That’s true, the other night, I myself saw him with the Icecream in his hand.
Me: U keep your mouth shut!
Wheat: *crying*
Tee: Now look..
Me: U definitely going to the ashram to be donated now. Just u wait and watch…
Tee: But I thought that I was your favorite..
Me: Was… But I have been laying my eyes lately on the red cherry tee these days..
Mirror: Then why make such a fuss about dieting and all??
Me: Hey, till I eat roti, I don’t feel full…
Wheat: Eat me.
Cheese: And what about me? U used to love me as well..
Tee: And look at your thighs…
Me: Well..nothing can be done about them…and yes, my hips…they are perfect now!
Denims: I agree with you Neha…and I see you indulging in some self control activities
Tee: But what about the weekend?? The whole weekend she has been hogging, at Transit, Kabab Corner, Coffee day, Amoebas, Pizza Corner, more of Coffee Day……*phew*
Me: Somebody stop it man!
Wheat: Eat me!
Cheese: Eat me!
Me: I am off to McDonald’s.
posted by Neha @ 4:23 PM
25 Comments:
NEva talk to the mirror....about food...its always dangerous..
Also dont stand naked in front of the mirror....you get weird ideas....ask me :P
Itna khaogi....ahem i forget what comes next :(
ha ha.. nice one
I know it is tempting, sultry, seducing enough
yes.. icecream is one of my weakness
u had a full bowl of icecream.. grrr... mez too want it now :(
hahahaha...hats was an interesting an introspective conversation u had with ur accessories :) did u really have that btw ;)
extremely funny....what a sense of humour.... :-)
lol .. good post [:)]
Full bowl of ice-cream? I could catch a cold only imagining about it. :)
And btw... if u want to u can do the 10 rain memories wala tag.
arzoon....ab that tou not possible...chahe wierd thoughts aaye ya nahi..at least self reflexion to hota hai(pun intended!)
apoorv babe...good that u don rem...maar marti varna big time..
sudeep..ab itna shocked hone ki zaroorat nahi hai!! kabhi kabhi full bowl icecream khane ka man karta hai yaar...
dewakar...keep guessing!!! :)
ganesh...cant understand whether u being sarcastic or real...whateva...thanks..
brute..thanks. :-)
vaibhav...pahle tou tag kara nahin!ab keh rahen hai...kidding...will do it...and mind it....only coz U insisting.. ;-)
not shocked.. angry coz akeli kha gayi
b'lore aanepar vasool kar lunga :D
hey, very well written - jive!
You are *way* too obsessed with your waist.
Concentrate more on your thighs. And those hips!?! Geez, you go on Brigade on a Friday night and you're dangerous!
One swing and you could knock someone's pelvis out!
-Levi's "Snug Fit" jeans
sudeepuuu...pahle aao tou bang....tab wasool kar lena.. :-)
i don like the snug fit of levis....567 is ma fav style!
thanks jive...u seem to be on a disappearing act!get some life dude!
Good sense of humour :-) I am sure,all others are lying,except you !
Didn't even know if there "was" a Levi's called 'snug fit'. :)
I have never owned a Levi's and neither have I ever been around when someone was buying a Levi's.
Thank God :P
LOL... that was funny!
:))
those delectable yummy delights that have the cosmic power to change an emphatic NO to a yielding YES..... the feeling is all too familiar!
:)
Time for u to stop staring at the mirror and come out with a new post ...
Grrrrrrrrrrr...
:):):)
Eat as much as u like... i luv fat gals lmao......
no manish...well...everybody was telling the truth..but so was I!
unforgiven...y such high thoughts and emotions against levis??chill man!!they are the best!
velu...isnt it??? :-)
asankhya...but me not "fat"...but yes, fat according to MY standards!!
arzoon..likhenge...likhenge...just wait honey!!!
No high thoughts about them at all. never tried them :)
hey stunner no 1.. wassup? no updates?
Neha zee....
Ab toh update karo..
Blogspot is not banned anymore...
Afta I saw yr comment...I seriously prayed and ma prayers were answered..
Wooo..Hoooo!!
The prayer also include that I meet Carmen Electra for dinner date tonight...am anxiously waiting for clock to read 8 o'clock now :):):)
aww .... that was so sweet ... par kya karun yaar .... firstly, i din have net at my new place ... and when it came, this stupid govt of ours, in their own stupid mind, decided to blobk blogger .... how insane?? lol ...
but ab to main aa gaya hoon .... :D
that was some very frank conversaton happening there!!
ROFL! Very original! You earned my respect!
Ah yes, the mirror on the wall, who is the fattest of them all??
You don't answer that Neha!
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