The Aviator

Daaaamnn neat movie!! The story is rivetting and the direction is practically flawless!
Di Caprio acts well but in this movie his performance is worthy of an Oscar nod and perhaps even an Oscar!!
Cate Blanchett to did her role flawlessly..........
WWWWWWWhhhoaa!!!!!


In all : Do not miss it.

Mafia

This is the name of the club I went to this Saturday night. I wasted my 500 bucks here as the D.J. was so damned sad. Waste of time, waste of money and waste of sleep. The place was good but what really matters in a club is the music and not how the walls have been painted. And as an icing on the cake...the cops came and the music was stopped, though people were not told as to why the music was stiopped. Ma friend got a tip and we fled before we coud have got caught. Am sure some shoddy work must be going on otherwise they would not have behaved like this. Truely, the name is so apt, Mafia.

Great Weekend

For the very first time I had an active weekend....wanna know all that I did? Here is the list:

-Went for Aviator with an old friend in the evening
-Then went for a long walk with him
-Came home, had dinner, another friend called and went to a club
-Came back at 1:30 in the night and watched The Whole Nine Yards
-Got up at 12:30 the next afternoon
-Went for another movie called Black but unfortunately couldn't get the tickets so went to have ice cream with some relatives
-Then I went to do some major shopping(which was the best part!!!)
-Had a hearty tandoori dinner at Tandoors

So 2 days full of fun and shopping ;-))

Great Weekend

Track on my winamp:

Don Mc Lean - American Pie

Nirvana

My favourite word.

Finally exams have ended!

Yeah and ........ what a relief! But this remark will be more approriate when I get my score card ( what a pain even to think of it ). Time for me to catch up on many movies, socialize and then the saddest part will arrive again, yeah people, you guessed it right. Exam time again.

Backstabbers

I came to know yesterday about some people whom I was quite paly with, do not speak favourably of me. I mean...O.K. I don't even expect everyone to like me, but at least do not make a show of being a great friend of mine when in your heart you don't have the same regaurds for me? Why to live life like a hypocrate? How will you explain such a behavior?? What are they afraid of and what do they want to proove by behaving like this?

Track on my winamp:

Bryan Adams-Fearless

The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing

This is so damn amusing...check it out.

Again that exam time........

Yes it is just right the corner........from the 21 of this month and i am so unprepared.like always.......
so I guess I will not be blogging till the 25th.......
hope I clear all the exams!.......phew!!

Track on my winamp :

I don know........
but i am liking it....
some hard rock........

Men are like........

1. Men are like ....Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ..... Weather .. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ..... Blenders .. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .... Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. .... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .... Department Stores .. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ..... Government Bonds .. They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like .... Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like . Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ..... Lava Lamps .. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ..... Parking Spots ...... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

How smart is your right foot?

This will boggle your mind.
And you may keep trying many more times to see if you can out-smart your foot, but you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so ......... And there's nothing you can do about it!

Whats a GOOGLE?

"Googol" is the mathematical term for a 1 followed by 100 zeros.
The term was coined by Milton Sirotta, nephew of American mathematician Edward Kasner, and was popularized in the book, "Mathematics and the Imagination" by Kasner and James Newman.
Google's play on the term reflects the company's mission to organize the immense amount of information available on the web.
----from the Google web site

Useless Facts

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
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Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.
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The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.
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The youngest pope was 11 years old.
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The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.
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Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history:
Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander the Great, Diamonds - Julius Caesar
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111,111,111 x 111,111,111 =12,345,678,987,654,321
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If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
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Q. What occurs more often in December than any other month?
A. Conception.
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Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV show?
A. No theme song
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Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
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Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
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In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight".
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It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month or what we know today as the honeymoon.
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In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts. So in old England, when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them mind their own pints and quarts and settle down. It's where we get the phrase "mind your P's and Q's"
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In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden ... and thus the word GOLF entered into English.

Valentines Day

Hell lot of fun I had last night! About 20 of us went to this place called Popsies. Nice music, nice ambience.......phew......I just laughed my lungs out......reached home at 12 in the night but it was worth staying till that late.
No special person (really?), no special night, no special dress(I actally went in the dress I had worn for the college), no chocolates, no roses (though I saw tons of dozens of them alla round me), no love poems, no looking the eyes, no holding of the hands, and stuff like that, just plain, simple, unadulturated fun.

Track on my winamp :

Geri Halliwell - Mi Chico Latino

Who wants to be a millionare?

Bed time. Conversation between a husband and wife..

H : Honey, can we do it tonight?
W : Not tonight dear. I am not in the mood.
...
H : Is that your final answer?
W : Final answer.
H : Can I phone a friend?

Golden Quickey

I have amnesia as far as I remember!

Golden Thought

Ever noticed how people who tell you to calm down...are the ones who got you mad in the first place...

Risk

To laugh is to risk appearing the fool.
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.
To reach out for another is to risk involvement.
To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self.
To place your ideas, your dreams, before a crowd is to risk their loss.
To love is to risk not being loved in return.
To live is to risk dying.
To hope is to risk failure.
But risks must be taken.
Because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.
If you risk nothing and do nothing, you dull your spirit.
You may avoid suffering and sorrow, but you cannot learn, feel, change, grow, love, and live.
Chained by your attitude, you are a slave.
You have forfeited your freedom.
Only if you risk are you free.-- Leo Buscaglia

Golden Act

When the neighbours play the music too loud, I dance naked. Shuts 'em down pretty quick!

FBI Final Test

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists on their short list: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.
She took the gun and went into the room.
Soon, shots were heard, one after another.
Then for five minutes they heard screaming, crashing and banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet.
Slowly the door opened and there stood the woman, her clothes all ripped.
She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "This lousy gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Who's too late for love?

He hands her flowers and a box of candy with a bow,
He loves her more than anybody else could ever know.
To him she is so beautiful and makes his heart just melt,
The love he has for her is something he has never felt.

She takes the flowers and the candy heart that's trimmed in lace,
And as she looks into his eyes a smile is on her face.
He reaches out to touch her and she says he is so sweet,
To go through all this trouble for the flowers and the treat.

The love we have is wonderful she whispers through her tears,
How could we be so much in love and not have any fears.
She smiles as she looks at his face and sees him smiling back,
Since they met and fell in love there's nothing that they lack.

Tonight they have a dinner date with dancing at a hall,
For Valentine's they always throw a splendid regal ball.
They will dance the night away and dine on fine cuisine,
And it will be the grandest time that they have ever seen.

Many lovers celebrate for this day every year,
Celebrations of their love with merriment and cheer.
But. . . she knows that this is special, she can hardly wait,
She knows that he will "pop the question" as they celebrate.

They have talked about it in a joking sort of way,
But serious enough that they know what each one will say.
She has a sense of humor and he knows just what to do,
Because they share so many things he also has one too.

They have so much in common and they have right from the start,
Everything from sense of humor to a loving heart.
What a pair their friends have said, no one could find it odd,
Because you two are very much like two peas in a pod.

You laugh and joke and just enjoy all that this life can give,
We'll never see two more like you as long as we will live.
If ever two belonged together it must be your fate,
Now we understand the term when people say "soulmate".

She smiles again and feels so warm, he is a handsome man,
Nobody ever made her feel the way that this man can.
His heart is full of love for her like she has never seen,
Sometimes he makes her feel and act just like a giggling teen.

She knows tonight will be like that, a mushy girl inside,
When he asks the question, "Will you please become my bride"?
Just the thought of hearing it just fills her heart with glee,
They will join together now until eternity.

He smiles at her and on her forehead plants a little kiss,
Now he said I must get ready and get dressed for this.
She nods her head and smiles at him and says yes you must go.
We must get ready for tonight we can't be late you know.

Excitement over takes them now as they must both prepare,
To join the ball for Valentines tonight with their friends there.
He will dress so elegant in tails and his black tie,
And as for her the finest gown that she could find to buy.

Valentines comes once a year and lovers celebrate,
And it is such a special time if you have found your mate.
Candy, flowers, cards and parties come in any form,
And all the lovers celebrating is a yearly norm.

Some have loved and some have lost and some have lost a love,
And some think love will never come is what their thoughts are of.
But love may find you anytime so don't sit there and mope,
If your heart is set on love then don't give up your hope.

Many celebrate the way the story reads above,
Making their commitments on this day expressing love.
But there's a little moral in this story you will see,
She had just turned 80 and her man was 83 !

This sign was posted on a local golf club

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.

2. Form a loose grip.

3. Keep your head down.

4. Avoid a quick back swing.

5. Stay out of the water.

6. Try not to hit anyone.

7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8. Don't stand directly in front of others.

9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done. Now flush the urinal, go outside and tee off!!!

Track on my Winamp

Radiohead : Paranoid Android

Track on my Winamp :

Robbie Williams - The road to Mandalay

I am Dazed

I just read the blog of someone doing his Mba from IIFT. GOD!! But can you believe it? Those bunch of guys ( and i mean the whole batch) got placed in some company or the other in a matter of 6 hours flat?
Man! I am impressed........

Little Johny

TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on thefloor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY: George!
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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today thatwe didn't have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by bitinginsects?
L-JOHNY: Don't bite any.
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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY: I is...
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of thealphabet."
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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on thesameday sametime."
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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down hisfather's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn'tpunish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, oneis green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair ofthe same at home.
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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey andstopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny: Brotherly love.
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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayersbefore eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly thesame as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested?L-Johnny : A teacher

Its Just Me

All alone all by myself...
i sit here counting the days,
and along with me, around me...
all i see is this velvet haze.

I hear voices, yet unhear them...
and choose to unlook what i look.
So many of me and so many of us,
we, make up this picture book.

Its my story...primarily though,
Maybe you too find your part
Everyone of us, each one of us,
stay to just depart.

Its just me...
Its just me and me..
and i am here,
with my story.
Its a story of me,
maybe story of you,
who cares?
as long as its free...
so you know, and so you see...
its just me, and you and me!

Track on my winamp:

Pink Floyd - Hey You

Your Icecream Flavour is... Choc-Chip Cookie Dough!

You are fancy shmancy! You have all the bells and whistles and you attract the most gluttonous of ice-cream shop patrons. You are fattening and intensely rich. That being said, you are very tasty and have a huge fanbase! good for you!

What is your Icecream Flavour?

Find out at Go Quiz

Ash wednesday

Yup it is Ash Wednesday today, that means 40 days of fasting......but no regrets....everything for Him.
But the saddest thing is people making a fuss about my keeping a fast...as if they are keeping it. Idiots. What is there problem??

Say what you like
Say what you may believe

Humans will always be fickle creatures
Loyal today...
Gone tomorrow

May it be...
That whatever may past
You never lose the peace in your head.

May it be...
After seeing life repeat
A million times over
That one stays
Who gives peace to your heart.

Da Prat Reaper

Track on my winamp:

Police - Fields of Gold

P.s. one of my favourites

Track on my winamp :

Bellamy Brothers : If I said You have a beautiful body

p.s. Brings back some beautiful memories which I will like to treasure forever!

Great Weekend!

O I had such a good time this weekend...
Although I was not in the company of very close friends but still I chilled out....
Believe me this Amoeba rocks! Great place to hang out! Had fun.
I realized that at times you need to give it a shot and take a lil risk and life is not that bad either...

Only during exams...........

Have you ever realized that its only during the exam time when :

u feel sleepy at 11 in the night
u feel hungry all the time
u feel like using the washroom every now and then
u fall sick
u get all the important phone calls
the whether is so fine, u actually want to go for a long drive with ur partner
u get all the emotional traumas
u fight with your friends
your fav movies come on the TV
your fav rock star comes in the town to perform
u remember all the important things to do

n above all...remember God!
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and then after the exams you realize that you should have listened to God's advice when He said, "Though shalt not yield to temptations."

Trust vs Love

"It is far better to be trusted than to be loved"
--said from the pulpit regarding leadership by The H.C. (W.)

Thus, it is better to be a trustworthy leader rather than a loved leader. I don't think many leaders are "loved" per se. They flow in and out of the favour of men (this includes women by the way) as often as the tide comes and goes.

And this is a half-baked thought stolen from someone else, because I don't have time to come up with an original post today. ;-)

Track on my Winamp:

Deep puple: Smoke on the waters

Buzzzzzzzzz

I am feeling so lazy right now.......
Where is my chariot??
I feel like staying in my bed all day long, with someone bringing me some,bed tea (bed tea??!$!*??, with additions of 3 scoops of choco chip with hersheys choco syrup dropping all aroung it, and a portion of garlic bread with cheeze, and arabbiata pasta,,,
and hey hey hey its 4 19 and suddenly my garlic bread has turned into the veg sandwitch I just got from the kiosk.........
and my chariot??

well it always happens to my most beautiful dreams.......
but still I am feeling so @#$%ingly lazy!!

Disconnected

Yes that's what I am right now..I have my Sony headphones on and am listening to Metallica, with the volume turned to 360 degree...can see people sitting all around me, somebody is laughing, someone is sad, someone is feeling frustated, someone is telling somebody else a secret but I am least interseted in anyone.....Right now, its me and my songs, and my thoughts and this blog in front of me.

What do you really want Neha?


I don't know!

Ghost

I thought this film was so sad and yet so happy. My all time favourite song to weep to is of course the classic 'Unchained Melody.' I just love it and listen to it whenever...

Jesus the Greatest

I am very happy today. He gave me something for which I was trying to find a direction and He picked me up from the jungle I was lost in and put me on the road. Now all I have to do is to walk the road. Yes, I know that it is not a road on which you can ride with your scatterboards on, but I guess its just His way to remind us mortals of Him, thank him, and to let us know that nothing is difficult or impossible. All you need is faith in the Mightiest.

Track on my Winamp:

Matchbox Twenty - Downfall

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Armageddon Rocks!

Saw the movie last night.....finally after 3 average movies..one great movie....visual fx were great....the ending was kind of touchy though...guess u guys must sure be thinking why the hell is she seeing so many old movies...but I have been disconnected from this world since quite a long time so guess time for me to connect again!

Track on my winamp:

Madonna - I'll remember

More Movies

Finally the exam got over yesterday and i saw some more movies....
1. Catch me if u can (Yeehhh)
2. The Exorcist (:-(
3. Tomb Raider (could have been better)
4. Troy (dunno)

Miss Brand

Gosh!! I have become too brand conscious!!! And it is burning up my pocket really wildly!!!!
It suddenly struck me that this particular day I am in brands head to toe!
Shoes - Adidas
Socks - Adidas
Nail Polish - Revlon
Jeans - Lee
Underwear - Jocky
Tee - Westside
Bra - Loveable
Lipstick - Revlon
Kaajal - Shehnaz Hussain
Bag - Mondani
Pen - Faber Castle
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Track on my Winamp

Led Zeppelin - Black Dog

Track on my Winamp

Led Zeppelin-dyemaker