Brains wanted...
If you people got freaked out reading the Title, dont worry!!I have not become Neha - The Cannibal..not right now..also, me not studying to become a Doctor, so...
What I need a brain for, is for our dear Officials, The Government people...
If you checked out the newspapers since, lets say 15 days, very wierd posting...oops!not postings, articles had been doing the rounds! Like :
- Vande Mataram being played at all schools along with the National Anthem..Also, I have come to know that some multiplexes in some cities, have been ordered to play the National Anthem...Hmmmm...Interesting..though how necessary...I dunno!
- Kannada being made as the deciding factor for 10th grade and 12th grade students, who are the future of the already pathetic state of India's sports ! These students rely on the sports quota seats and points for admission to various colleges...common man! Only coz of language, you cannot have some discrepency!
- Helmets rule has been postponed to another one month because of protests from the pillion riders...Hey! We have been protesting against many other important issues too...What about them? Just make the rule compulsory and people will follow them..What say people?
- Stones as tears and Doctors wondering whether it is some kind of dual personality!! Give the poor lady a break!! Try treating her instead!
- Ya, this is a new entry...Din't read it properly but apparently, there is some tree somewhere, which gives water! No comments!!
- Yeah, how can i forget this one...the idol drinking milk..or something like this...
On another subject....
Tried cooking Chinese last night.
So what did Neha do about it?
She went to the internet sites, downloaded recipe of Gobhi Manchurian and Egg Fried Rice...
She then spent 2 hours in the kitchen, trying to make something which might look like food...But gosh!!!
She does not know what was infront of her as a result of all the hard work...
posted by Neha @ 6:59 PM
35 Comments:
Stones as tears and Doctors wondering whether it is some kind of dual personality!!
Neha ji it is dual personality problem, proved now! I aksed my bro (who is a doctor) and he too says that no one can cry tears of stones. LOL, is that what they call crocodile tears?
You title the post as "Brains wanted" and then write "Tried cooking Chinese last night." I don't know, but you do sound like a cannibal ;)
Those are good points you collected. It just shows that our government is more concerned about trivial matters rather than addressing the real issues.
well, weird things have kept happening throughout history.
For example a man being born without a father.
A man dies and then comes to life again.
Time disguises every fiction into fact and all brainless things into miracles.
Vaibhav : Awww..ma blog gets honored everytime to visit here to make a comment!!
Also, how come a have stone tears, even if he has dual personality??Mmmm...have to do some more reading now to find out that!
Aqua : No yaa...had a chocolate pastry as dinner, coz after the food(or whatever u wanna call it) i made, and tried eating..i wanted to have something nice :D
And happy weekend to u too!!
TH..Yeah!thats what u suggested i call you na..
O did I mention Gobhi Manchurian and Egg fried rice??Nothing 'meaty' here..
Anonymous..Mr..I agree with..but the rate of these wierd happenings have increased..thats all I wanted to say!
for becoming doctor one needs brains?? no wonder i never wanted to go into it..
newspprs are sometimes sick n sometimes hilarious... stones as tears?? i havent read the story 'bout tht.
Helmets were made compulsory here but later got scrapped..
hope u had something n didnt go bhuki-bhuki to bed
btw, thnx for the info.. next time m in b'lore i know where NOT to dine with ya :D
i guess more than BRAINS...what they need is more of COMMON SENSE,,,
instead of thinking of fighting and combating terrorism,,,,the government is busy fighting over quota stuff,,bande matram.,,,amitabh bacchans glasses,,bangalore-bangeluroo,,bars,,etc...!
rightly said,,reading newspaper is really entertaining...!
hope you tried eating what you tried to prepare...!
don wanna post my feelin abt the weird thngs happenig ard the world.... but definitely would like to know abt ur receipe....how was it ...u could have posted a snap of tht..(ur hard work.... ) :P
Gobi Manchurian and Egg Fried Rice?? I guess the 2 hours must indeed have been well spent!! Sounds yummy!!
:)
You've made some good points, I say...all we need to do now is to find some donors...
well well well! apalled by the cover stories of newspapers, but really impressed and even more, amused by the reporter here! and yeah, your beginning was "Brains Wanted," and your ending was "Neha wanted to eat chinese" eeew!!!!
nice page anyway, really enjoyed it!
Interesting....By the way me is a vegetarian:-)
Bansal.
SUDEEP : *neha fuming wwith anger right now*
how mean!!!I cook really good..and the chinese turned out to be disaster bec of the recipes..they wrote all of it wrong!otherwise, me perfect!
ANKIT : what u mentioned are so true!theswe people suck!
and no, i dint(couldnt)eat what i made!instead had a chocolate pastry!
BRUTE : no yaa..the pic would have been a not so good an idea!
u ppl would have lost ur appetite for this week!
VELU : No velu..not at all well spent :(
They only sound yummy, dint taste yummy to me at all!
THE MONK : finding donors...aahhh..well that is the hardest part!
HOT ICE : newbie here...welcome...
me happy u liked the blog!
c ya around!
BOBBY : what i cooked was also veg..
*now neha is wondering whether egg is vegetarian or not*
I guess even ppl with brains lose it once they r appointed as part of the govt.
lol u cooked some REAL food then Neha :):)
Keshi.
:((
sowwie!!
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Neha the Cannibal is on the loose :)
"Brains wanted", and "Cooked Chinese". What a combination !!! You shud have cooked Indians. They wud have larger brains than the Chinkis :D
Egg is not vegetarian. Some veg ppl claim it as vegatarian bcoz they also want to eat it :D
Do post abt your experience in the next culinary expedition also ;)
you forgot the tv channels neha :) the other day a fren of mine commented that a day will come when a friday release on theatres will read - now shoing "AAj Tak" next show - Star News :) they carry on news that are utterly ridiculous for more of such news to flood our information gate:) nevertheless, if you cant fight it, accept it ;)
cooking?? whee i loveee cooking and completely splurge on it ;) maybe sometime can invite you for lunch or dinner.whatever is ur preference ;)
heyya thanx for the first scrap!!
Happy onam for all Indians and Germans!! ;)
Moi just settling down..will sure upload snaps when am hunky dory here..
Hehehe..you'll not believe this...Im exactly doing something similar...except that I already have lot of recipe books dumped on ma lapy..I just use the SEARCH feature to see what I wanna cook today :)
KESHI :
Grrrrr....
On the government part...hahaha..totally true!
SUDEEP : betta!!
THE GREY ONE : point.point.point...
and in Indians too, I should be looking at ppl like you, who seem to be having more brains than many! :D
DEWAKAR : For first time, guess lunch will be betta!! ;-)
MATHEW : Scrap???
ARZOON : U will go down to the dumps this way..try the other way round!! Think of what ya want to eat, then think of what all u have in ur kitchen as the ingredients, then search...
well, whats happening? nomore interesting events in life? wheres your lates Nehaji?;-) waiting for your next scoop.
*Alfiz tired of being a newbie;-)
The Idol drinking milk was long ago...when I was in 5'th standard......
Turns out there was a scientific explanation for it....Surface tension, I think
yeah..i too think so :) when, u just drop a line ;) and also the preferences..lolz..
True...I agree, but lately I have been so busy with my final assignment, I don't get any time....the last comment I left on your post was probably the shortest ever comment in the history of blogging..heehee....the reason again is time.
Cheers!!!
Bobby aka Rahul
HOTICE : Well, I am assuming here, that by 'lates' you meant 'latest'?
Well...patience, patience hotice...coz patience is a virtue!!
AQUA : Yeah!! :-D
GANESH : Is it??or is it that you passed ur 5th grades exams abt a month ago, and now in class 6th??
DEWAKAR : Hmmmm...a little beyond my comprehension...
BOBBY : Y did I even ask that??The most obvious answer is, time nahin tha!
hoping tht u r doing fine now n the fucked up mood is gone..
huggzzz..
LOL....no...
I think the incident you mentioned is a sequel....the original was in 1995....when some priest in Varanasi dreamt that Lord Ganesha came and asked him for some milk...
He tried to feed the idol milk and miraculously it drank it....People forgot that the idols in north india are made of white marble...the stone absorbed the milk and after some time, the milk came out...when I tried the same in a black idol, it didn't work...
The worst part was that I had to go without my daily bournvita that day coz milk queues were a kilometre long...
shudeepuu : awww...kizzziiii!!
ganesh : people are so duhh!
ha ha....true....but not kidding....u have done MBA so you know how it is like during the submission of the final project....still busy but I have written a new song...FYI, I write songs and not poems..:-)...hope u like it this time, there is nothing else to see on my blog anyway...haha...by the way, the info on your blog is very interesting....I wonder from where do you guys pick it up:-)
Cheers!!!
Bobby
gayab?? :o
hoping u okie.. huggzz
Update wanted....
:)
Hi there buddy. sorry bout not replying to you for a long time. here I am. The doctors love me soo much that the didn't want me to leave the premesis of their hospital for a long time. Then finally they decided over doing a surgery to solve the issue. Just got back yesterday.
I have been doing this ' type what happened to me' in qute a lot of blogs and for quite some time. so here it is.
sorry once again bout this whole thing. And yea the Newspaper. I well there is a truck load bullok articles comin in it since quite some time. I think we Got better sense about what to post than those guys.
hope to see your new article. Sorry POST.
Hi Neha,
"She went to the internet sites, downloaded recipe of Gobhi Manchurian and Egg Fried Rice..."
by the way did you remember to put some rice in the pan??(for that egg fried rice!!)I hope you didn't skip reading the first line,'add rice' while your concentration was diverted to cleaning the pan :-)
Lol!!
Cooking is fun now..My chicken curry turns out to be chicken fry..
Rice turns out to be kind of porridge batter..
If Gandhi had his share of experiments with truth ,I have mine own with cooking!!
I guess u r very busy these days??!
:)
What our Govt. Officals want is not brain but some on e to continuously remind them that trhey have a organ called brain inside their skull and it should be used, but they end up using it only to calculate how much DA they will get after next pay rise and how much tehy can earn by maipulating the law
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