U know its time for Neha to join a gym when..
- Her social life is going down to the drains..now when her coll friends have gone to various cities and her colleagues...*sigh*..well lets not talk about em...they are a different story..
- Her sports wear are just piling up..All her fav Adidas bustiers, wrist bands, head bands, are just lying somewhere in the corner of her cupboard..
- She goes to a party and watches all these half naked, toned bodied females and then compares with her waiste....fuck!!!!The fat has decided to settle there..damn!The diet has not worked..time for some action!
- Achint is not in country and she feels the need to be somewhere after office!
- She needs to flaunt the "I DON'T CARE A DAMN ABT U!" and "ME THE BEST. WHO DO U THINK U ARE TO COMPARE WITH ME?" attitude again!
- She needs more pampering..she needs the Jacuzzi and Sauna! hah!!!
- She needs to buy more Adidas and needs to give a really fake and silly reason to her friends.
Apart from these there are a few others, which I must keep to myself. A blog is for public reading. Right?
posted by Neha @ 1:11 PM
23 Comments:
Why go for a six pack, when you can have a keg!
more reasons? private? hmmmm ..... my mind is thinking ;)
Unforgiven : Who even wants to go for a six pack???Just a lil bit of toning up...and hey hey hey me definately do not want to be another Esha Deol in the making...
Plus, a keg...well..I will like to stick to ma taps!
Puneet : Thinking?? U??? I thought one needs brains for it!!! Ha Ha Ha Ha..kidding..dream on!
Oh, I have all those but never thought of hitting the gym :) But I agree,fat or not fat, exercise is essential. (Note to self: Time to dust that treadmill)
Wow!! Toned Triceps, Biceps, Plexars ... Ohhhh YEAaaaa!! Now we talkin. Just dont push too heavy too soon man. keep it easy and slow. and every body has got a capacity. Just Try goin to a place where they've got a nutritionist and do cardios. Thats kindof imp man. All the best with the tones . love to hear the result of all this.. hehe...
It don't look like you will be going to the Gym anytime soon...
uh-huh its high time neha...u need to go to gym...... lol [:P]
even a bun is a good idea... even if u dont wanta keg.. ;)
instead have YSLs at home...
twisted DNA : yeah!! there is so much to a gym, than just sweating out ur ass there!
Sach : Still on the hunt for it!Coz i need one near ma home..Its kind of easy going to one if its near home!
Hey Ganesh!! Y do u think so???
Brute : i KNOW!
Mr. Anonymous : Ma YSLs are over...but bun??what is a bun???
U know its time for Neha to join a gym when..
SOmeone tells u about how liposuction has helped people..hehehe..
its tough if u have that few extra pounds.. ;( hehehe...
lol.. i m a visiting faculty to my gym.. i just go there n dont workout
if u dont like working out dont go coz it is fuckin boring.. but if u need then hmmmm..
going by the pics.. u dont need i guess unless u have been eating full bowls of icecream every hour celebrating ur PG
Well..well...well...gym is one of the things I always fantasise of joining one day in ma life...but I neva did...(similar other fantasies are learn driving, cooking, chase penguins...and run naked on beach)
Came close before leaving India...and I too purchased adidas's something something to wear for gym...and even went to register my name...but then said...baad mein join kar loonga :D
Good luck Neha zeee!!!
Mathew : Liposuction!! Aaah!! Wish ma dad was a Billionaire....would have freaked out Bips, Lara etc..hah!
Sudeep : Who said gym is a place only to work out? ;-)
Arzoon : learn driving??thats fun!!
cooking...thats no big deal!
chase penguins...thats crazy zoonie!
run naked on the beach...thats neha getting a similar kind of flash from the movie "Euro trip" :)
Thank u zoonie zee!
Have never been to a gym in my entire life. Probably never will either, LOL! But I never put on that much weight, so I guess its not that bad!
:)
Ha Ha Ha...i guess i can envision some of those other reasons ;)
I go to gym thrice a week to see "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "Seinfeld" (bcoz i dont have a TV in ma apartment)...and possibly spend some 30 mins on the treadmill as an additional benefit
There are some more additional benefits of going to gym too, as u mentioned ;) but again they are not for public reading :D
P.S
I guess there are more additional benefits in going to swimming pool :) What do ya say? :). In my case, accidentally i learnt swimming too in the process :D
I will never in my life understand, what is this fervent need that pretty women all over the world have, to feel even more pretty.
C'est la vie
Hey Neha! Relax! going to the gym should be a pleasure. Only then will you see results!
Rashmi.
sorry.. didnt login for some time..
ill explain the bun..
liken a six pack to 6 biscuits ;)
so a roll on the stomatch is like a "bun"..
like biscuits.. like bun..
Hey "unforgiven", What i don't understand is why are mentioning this in Neha's blog. Doesn't your comment seems "pretty" irrevelant ??? :D ha ha ha
Just Kidding Yaaar :)
Have fun everyone ;)
velu : lucky u!!but then, weight loss is not the only reason y i wanna join the gym...and its been quite some time since i posted this post, but havent done a jackass abt it!
the grey one : i know!swimming is fantasstic!i love it too...but me so worried abt ma tan u c ;-)
unforgiven : indirectly, compliment de rahen hai aap??
random thoughts : congratulations!!!u are the first female commentor on ma blog!!
but thanks for the visit!
c ya around!
anonymous : mr. anonymous..only coz u have developed those packs recently does not give u any right to laugh at ma pot!! hah!!!!
Me? Compliment someone? No!!
i said work out na or make out? ahem! :D
O common Rahul(unforgiven)!!!
Dont be so hard on urself!!
Shudeepu babe....at this point of time, i must say, engaging myself in either of the 2 options, seems to be a bleak possibility!! ;-)
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