Mind ur words, sir!!

Not that I am always looking for ways to define myself different from people here(I m a North Indian yaar!Its different out there!How can you people have these dosas n Idli Vada for breakfast??)...no thats not my point but some things put me off big time!!!

May be the reason is that since the time we opened r tiny lil eyes, n ears, we have been hearing things ACCEPTABLE as the social norms....whatever....here they are..

1.Pronouncing FOOD as FUD(as FOOT!!! how insane can that be??)

2.Calling BED as cot!(when i told ma friens that i want to buy a bed, they said u already have one!what i have is a sleepwell mattress, which i keep on the floor of ma bedroom, where i sleep!!! i cant understand how the fuck can it be passed for a bed??)

3.Laughing when i tell them i am not eating because i am observing lent!! those bastards say lent means not having non veg or something u like!! idiots! what they dont know is that lent is a period of fasting, and it does not mean that after breaking the fast, which i do after sunset, i hog like a dog!)