pour your sugar on me

the list of food things that rock my world.
1. That thimble-sized dollop of nutty trufflely creme in which the hazelnut gooes, at the centre of a ferrero rocher. This is the optimum way to snort the stuff: nibble off the outer nut-choc layer. Take the wafer cups apart and collect creme in one cup. Pick hazelnut and eat. Leave the cup, with the creme, in a patch of sunlight for about 5 minutes. Scoop out with tongue. Heaven is the clogging up of all senses with chocolate.
NOTE: If you eat Rochers in one crunch, instead of taking it apart in layers like a normal person, you are sick and unfit to vote.
2. Exotica pizza from Pizza Hut with extra cheeze. Making topings with chicken, beef, lamb or anything that oink is unacceptable.
3. Cupcakes. All kinds of cupcakes. Some people call them Muffins. I have nothing against these people.
4. Dal Rice because there is no better cure for homesickness of the soul. Whether your home is an igloo or a walking distance away.
5. Kahal ki sabzi.
6. Death By Chocolate. I love the Corner House in totality.
7. Seenkh kebab. The only minced meat kebabs i like because they don't dilute the meatiness, while providing a moist flavourful experience every time. Jai Hind.
8. Guavas. this has been my favourite thing to eat while reading since always. A guava doesn't interrupt you with annoying pips or peels that must be peeled. A banana may be a better bookmark but a guava never got accused of unsolicited phallicness.
9. Biryani. I hate wasting a whole place on the list for this because really is there any need to state the fact?
10. Maggi noodles, masala flavour. There is a wonderful democracy, a factory-processed love about instant noodles. It's like being gently chuffed on the chin by a large peice of machinery.

Food is love. And love is sweet poison. So it all works out in the end.